1. What do you call an intelligent, sensitive and beautiful man?
A: Rumor.

2. What should a woman do when her husband runs zigzag through the garden?
A: Continue to shoot.

3. Why do men have no period of crisis in middle age?
A: Because they never go out of puberty.

4. What is the common among men who frequent singles bars?
A: All of them are married.

5. As a man called true love?
A: Erection.

6. Why women do not want to marry?
A: Because it's not fair .. Imagine, because of 100 grams of sausage have to take the whole hog.

7. What is the similarity between the man and the microwave?
A: Warm in 15 seconds.


8. What is the similarity between the man and the snail?
A: Both have horns, drool and creeps. And still think that the house is theirs.

9. Why is there an intelligent man, sensitive and beautiful at the same time?
A: Why would a woman.

10. When a man shows that he has plans for the future?
R. ..: When he buys 2 cases of beer.

11. Why are married women fatter than single women?
A: The single comes home, sees what's in the fridge and go to bed, the wife sees what's in bed and goes to the refrigerator.

12. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: Widow.

13. What did God after creating man?
R.. I have to be able to do better.

14. What did God after creating the woman?
A: Practice makes perfect ...