
While I was talking to my father, he pulled a katana out of his waist, and then, he tried to cut my head off. I dodged and managed to give him the Super Kamikaze kick in the neck, putting him to sleep. Then I ate the rest of the fish. I went to the kitchen where my sister was, and I noticed that she was fighting with a bear. I stabbed the bear to death and helped my sister. She started crying and gave me a punch in the mouth. I fell. And only then I noticed that the bear was my father. The bear exploded. I cry.
2 comments:
What a...
...stupid story! What the hell was that, man?
So touching!
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