30 REASONS WHY DOGS ARE SUPERIOR TO WOMEN:

1. Dogs do not cry.
2. Dogs love it when we bring friends home.
3. Dogs do not care when we use the hat of them.
4. Dogs think they sing well.
5. The later it gets, the more the dog is excited to see us.
6. Dogs forgive us when we play with other dogs.
7. Dogs do not care where the call by the name of another Dog
8. Dogs do not think they are funny.
9. Dogs do not buy anything.
10. Dogs do not know how to use VISA.
11. Anyone can get a dog look good.
12. Dogs love it when we leave a lot of things on the floor.
13. The provision of Dogs remains the same throughout the month.
14. Dogs never stop to examine the relationship.
15. Relatives of the dog never visit.
16. When a dog gets older and begins to bite, you can always trade for a newer one.
17. Dogs like beer.
18. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
19. Dogs never criticize.
20. Dogs agree that we should cry to impose our views.
21. You can keep a dog locked inside the house all day.
22. Dogs do not want to know anything about the other dogs we've ever had.
23. You never have to wait for the dog, he is always ready to leave for 24 hours a day.
24. Dogs find it fun when you're drunk.
25. Dogs can not talk.
26. Dogs are faithful to the owner.
27. Dogs do not talk on the phone.
28. Dogs do not complain when our belly begins to grow.
29. Dog, despite his fine nose, do not ask "what perfume is that?".
30. Dogs do not complain when driving at high speed.

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